The Headbangers Hijack Fred Richani’s Interview at Pro Wrestling Syndicate

Fred: Fred Richani here for TheSportsCourier.com.

The Headbangers: With legend Fred Richani! Bless you. Zoom in tight. What’s that beak? That’s not a nose. That’s a beak.

Fred: All right, I’m here with the Headbangers, Mosh and Thrasher, the legendary pro wrestling tag team, former WWE Tag Team Champions.

The Headbangers: Current tag team champions of the universe. The most tremendous tag team in wrestling today.

Fred: What have you guys been doing in life after WWE?

The Headbangers: Whatever the hell we damn well please. That’s right. We go where we want to go, and we do what we want to do. Why? ‘Cause we can. Here’s a question for you: When you’re talking, why do you stand there and go like this the whole time? Ah, there we go. That’s better. Zoom in tight. He has allergies. It’s that Jersey pollen. We don’t have Jersey pollen in Florida. We have Florida pollen in Florida. Did you know that?

Fred: Aren’t you guys from Jersey?

The Headbangers: We’re from Jersey, but now we’re in Florida. Actually, technically, I’m from my mother’s womb. Every time we come back to New Jersey for Legends of the Ring and WrestleCon, we hear about Pro Wrestling Syndicate. It’s where everybody wants to go and everybody wants to work, so this time we made damn sure that the Headbangers made our presence felt right here at PWS. Like riding a freight train.

Fred: So who are your latest victims in PWS?

The Headbangers: That is the most ridiculous question I’ve ever been asked. Who is our latest victim? It’s our first time here. How can we have a latest victim? We don’t have victims yet. You mean our future victims. I don’t even know their names, but it doesn’t matter. Oh, what a rush! Damn, I keep messing up. All these writers give everybody else the good catchphrases. But you know, real men wear skirts. Why? Because we are simply tremendous. Do you have a legitimate good question you want to ask me, or am I going to have to slap you?

Fred: Well, I was just going to ask where fans can find you guys online, because I’m sure they’d like to keep up with the Headbangers.

The Headbangers: The best tag team in the world, the most tremendous tag team in wrestling today. Twitter: ChazMo, C-H-A-Z-M-O, and GRThrasher, G-R-T-H-R-A-S-H-E-R. What’s the capital of Thailand?

Fred: He just knocked over all the merchandise on the other side of this thing. This is the most tremendous interview ever.