UFC veteran Shonie Carter still has no love for Floyd Mayweather

Fred: Well, last time we spoke to you were a little pissed off about two individuals, okay? Floyd Money Mayweather, who might be going to jail for a long time.

Shonie Carter: Stupid, stupid little man.

Fred: And Mr. Manny Pacquiao, who’s fighting Antonio Margarito in November now? Have you changed your feelings towards those two individuals?

Shonie Carter: I’m mad at all the that’s been going on with these two. Fight him Floyd, please, before you go to jail. He get you some bail money. Manny can help his his country, his little town. Well, he can help him out anyway. But I love Manny. Manny’s fighting everybody. Well, Floyd Floyd, you bad little angry little man. You smell it, son. Smell it.

Fred: Al, what’s up? You rocking the belt. Rocking the Super Fight World Championship, man. It’s number How many belts, man?

Shonie Carter: I have 16 belts. Of the 16, I have 13 world titles. And I just do what I do. Yeah, I’m greedy. I’m a belt I’m trying to retire from fighting, going to bodybuilding, pro wrestling, and writing a book and acting.

Fred: Oh my god.

Shonie Carter: Trying to climb a pyramid in Egypt. Yeah, that’s my thing. Pyramid climbing.

Fred: And I was here and you were talking to my main man Ray Mercer who still gives Tim Sylvia nightmares over there.

Shonie Carter: I’m sure.

Fred: And you were talking about how you have a really large itinerary that you’re going coast to coast. Where are you going? Tell us about your schedule.

Shonie Carter: Okay, let’s see. This weekend is I’m in Atlantic City. Atlantic City. Next month I’m in Tel Aviv, Israel, Jordan, Judah, Jerusalem, Cairo. I come back after a busy week of that. Then I go to New York City. After that, I go to Costa Rica and or the UK. But then that’s December. I take a week off. I come back. I go somewhere in January. But February is Sophia, Bulgaria in Istanbul, Turkey.

Fred: Now, how many pro fights have you had?

Shonie Carter: 219 fights. 219.

Fred: How’s your body holding up and what keeps you going?

Shonie Carter: I besides the money.

Fred: Yeah, besides the money.

Shonie Carter: I got kids that are still growing up. The daughter’s 17, trying to go to college. My body glucosamine conjoined with MSM. You know, I mean, I’m taking supplements like I’m a ph I’m pharmaceutical representative on an independent status cuz way I look at it is that the protein, the glucosamine, the glutamine, the creatine, the carnitine, the arginine, oxygen. Yes, these are real supplements people. Yes, I take about lysine gensing gobaloba. I’m not done. I’m not done. Potassium. I’m taking 28 supplements of pills per day and they’re all natural and I’m shaking and baking. Shake and bake.

Fred: And what are your thoughts on the current product right now? I know you wanted you said you wanted to be a part of your centennial, right?

Shonie Carter: Yeah, you know, I’m I wanted to be in UFC 124, but it’s not going to happen. It’s okay. It’s okay. It’s okay. I will just do what I do and travel the world. I’m going to be the my new goal instead of worrying about the centennial. I’m going to hit every continent. Please excuse me for being partially distracted because boobs and booties tend to mess with me. And I am Miss International. And I have no racial limitations. I am no racial limitations. None. If you’re beautiful. And if you’re beautiful. And if you are 6 feet tall like she was, she might end up being my future ex-girlfriend. I’m just saying.

Fred: Yeah, right.

Shonie Carter: I’m just saying. I’m a black guy. I love ass. I mean, excuse me. I should This is kids. It is FCC regulates me. I’m sorry. I must take time to apologize. Well, hey, I’m at a fitness MMA martial arts expo and they’re exposing themselves to me. I’m just saying. I’m just saying.

Fred: Oh, man. And you were chilling with Ray Mercer over there before who knocked the hell out of Tim Sylvia. Not sure how last year. What were your thoughts on James Tony’s performance?

Shonie Carter: Oh, I was just saying ain’t no damn wrestler going to stand up toe to toe with no boxer. And I said that was a give me paycheck for Randy. Now, I respect Randy because Randy is the man, you know, but I’m like, that was something that we all I mean, come on. Really? Really? Seriously, really? Seriously, really? Who was going to think Randy going to try to shoot him out with James Lights Out Tony? Really? And did really did James Tony even show up in shape? Really? No. The Palmer’s Crack, man. Yeah. I mean, who shows up with some loopy raggedy fruits? I’m fake.

Fred: Well, I guess this man, what’s next for Shonie Carter? What’s next in movies?

Shonie Carter: You were talking about You’re talking about pro wrestling.

Fred: What? Where are you going to be wrestling at?

Shonie Carter: I’m trying to do the WWE, man.

Fred: Really? I want to do Did you give a call to Vinnie Mack?

Shonie Carter: I’m talking to everybody. I’m doing that. Writing a book.

Fred: When can you expect the book?

Shonie Carter: From the cradle to the cage. That’s the name of my book.

Fred: But when can we expect it?

Shonie Carter: I’m trying to we’re pushing hard to get it by the end of the year, but I don’t see it happening because of my itinerary of events. I want to try to get a release date May 3rd, 2011.

Fred: Why May 3rd? Why?

Shonie Carter: Cuz it is my 138th birthday. 1872. Oh, yes. Great year. I bit the first vampire. I scratched the first werewolf. I shot the first bullet. I turned the lights on. The Lord said, “Let there be light.” I was I got this. So yeah, I want to have it on my birthday and come out and you know, y’all going to see me next time, next year after my retirement and then on bodybuilding. Next time y’all probably interview me. I’ll be 230 lb with a six-pack. And yes, I will be rocking a pair of Speedos. Like, “Oh, Jesus, man. Brazilian cut, aka bodybuilder style.”

Fred: And speaking of speedos, before we let you go, yes, Don Fry, we interviewed him a few weeks back. He claimed he’s the best looking fighter. Basuin El Guapo claims he’s the best looking fighter. We asked Dan Sever. Dan Severn says he doesn’t care, but he has a nice stash. Where do you rank Shonie Carter amongst MMA’s most handsome?

Shonie Carter: I just want to ask y’all one thing or a few things. Are they speedo certified?

Fred: No. Is anybody replicating Darn Fry?

Shonie Carter: No. We love and respect Dan 7. So I can’t say nothing about Dan. The rest of them, all of them, they can say what they want. But you got to realize this. GSP came to me for pointless. Okay? I am the fashionista icon of MMA. So GSP came from but it’s on the DVD. It is on the DVD series. How to walk and act like a pimp. And ain’t nobody went to Don Fry D. None of them. None of them. It’s on footage, man. It’s on footage. They can’t dispute it. I am They need to call me Mr. Whipple. I’m the I’m just saying. My new nickn name is Charmin, not Shy. Name is Charie.

Fred: All right.

Shonie Carter: Cuz they can’t take off me. Just saying.

Fred: I know what you’re saying.

Shonie Carter: I guess on that note, I’m just saying I’m like John Wayne toilet paper. I don’t take off nobody. I’m just trying to tell you.

Fred: Hey, one last word for Floyd Mayweather.

Shonie Carter: Floyd? Really? Really? Really? All them millions and you gonna rob a car and hit a woman. Really? Really? You can buy my life? Buy your freedom. By your freedom sign.